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→if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military
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(Via in-a-state-of-trance Source: scp-3817) 972 notes | 5 hours ago
right now we have fortnite dancing
next, we should do sims dancing
catch me at the club like
(Via shouty-y Source: robotic-snakes) 33,083 notes | 6 hours ago
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
- sniff
- fall off things
- Lick plastic (BAD trick)
(Via captain-lovelace Source: yeeeem) 39,800 notes | 6 hours ago
2019 is going to be the midpoint in 1969 to 2069.
karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout
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When you hear the correct pronunciation of a characters name after saying it the wrong way for weeks:
The f*ck you mean Ray-KWAY-za?! Ray-KWAH-za sounds so much better!!
(Via hotboyproblems Source: jedibookshrikeofnorta) 81,560 notes | 23 hours ago
arrested for thot crimes
(Via i-am-a-fish Source: i-am-a-fish) 7,173 notes | 23 hours ago
imagine being human lol
this post was made by the ██████ gang
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(Via miragemage Source: sweetmidnightmare) 4,899 notes | 23 hours ago
me about to alienate my entire family by telling them that every CEO in the world deserves the chop
(Via miragemage Source: hotcommunist) 3,734 notes | 23 hours ago
my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile
(Via only1600kids Source: devvaugn) 51,133 notes | 1 day ago
just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie
do not do this
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transphobic people will be like “I dont understand what you are and I’m entitled to a polite explanation in detail about you and your body and if you are rude then it will be your fault that I hate trans and nonbinary people”
(Via grlhex Source: luxwing) 11,354 notes | 1 day ago
*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD
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